Two muffins are baking in the oven. One looks at the other and says "it sure is getting hot in here, whew!"

Never pass a snow...

Never pass a snow plow on the right.

Fellow female...

I pull down my pants

What do you call...

A millennium falcon.

Smith and Jones...

"Smith," asked Jones, "are there any Jéws in China?" "I don't know," Smith...

What did they gay...

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Whats the...

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while...

Back in Soviet...

...there was a man working at a Siberian coal mine. Every Friday he would...

How many...

One. She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around...

Ode To Spell...

Ode To Spell Checker Eye halve a spelling checker It came with my pea...

Where is the best...

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!