The old man opens the door and smiles at the two fine gentlemen dressed in white dress shirts and black ties. They say, "Hello, we're with the church of Latter-day Saints and we're here to spread the gospel of God. Do you mind if we come in to speak with you?" The old man replies with a smile, "Sure! That sounds great, I'll go make some tea and crumpets. Please, take a seat in the living room." He goes into the kitchen and comes back after a few minutes with tea and crumpets which he gives to the men. He sits down and says, "I truly am fascinated by different religions. Now, what is it you fine boys wanted to tell me?" One Mormon nervously looks back at the old man and says, "I don't fucking know, I've never gotten this far before!"
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