...when they try and pick up two beautiful women standing on the other side of the room. The night goes on, buying drinks, paying for food and dancing away. Towards the end of the night the guys are invited back to the girls apartment.
In the apartment they have more drinks, dance, and are getting on very well. One of the girls takes on of the midgets to the bedroom. A little later the midget in the living room can here 'a one...a two...a three....' followed by a squeal, a bang, and giggling. This goes on for at least 45 minutes, the same pattern of counting, squealing, and giggling, until the second girl takes the second guy to her room.
In her room the second guy gets stage fright so they end up cuddled and talking until they can no longer hear the noise from next door.
The next morning the midgets are in the kitchen making breakfast when the second guy goes red and confesses that he wasn't able to perform or do the deed. The first guy looks at his friend, goes bright red and says, 'you think that's bad? I couldn't even get on the bed!'
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