Two Mexicans are lost in a desert after crossing into the United States...

They are wandering aimlessly and starving, and they are just about to lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:

>"Hey Pepe, are you smelling what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk"

>"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's fried bacon, there's raw bacon, there's back bacon, there's double smoked bacon - there's every imaginable kind of cured pork!

>"Pepe! Pepe! We ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"

>"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

>"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:

>"Pepe... go back man, you were right, ees not a bacon tree!"

>"Luis... Luis mi amigo... what ees it... tell me! "

>"Pepe... ees not a bacon tree. Ees...

> Ees...

> Ees...

> Ees...


> Ees a ham bush...."

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