One man asked the other how he got his black eye but was embarrassed to tell the story, as was the first. So they agreed that if one was to tell the story so would the other.
The first man said "I got my black eye because of a Freudian slip."
"A Freudian slip?" asked the second man "what is that?"
"A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing but because you are thinking about something else you say another thing" continued the first man. "you see I was at the ticket office and there was a gorgeous woman with really huge boobs. I meant to say 'I would like a ticket to Pittsburgh' but instead I said 'I would like a picket to Titsburgh.' Then bam she hit me and that is how I got my black eye."
The second man heard this and said "oh, a Freudian slip. That is how I got my black eye too. I was sitting at breakfast with my wife and kids and I meant to say to my wife 'honey could you please pass the milk.' But instead I said "you have ruined my life.'"
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