One man says to the other, "Hey did you know that the because of the way this building was built, you can't jump off the top? It was engineered to create a huge updraft, hoping to help prevent suicides."
After Man 2 calls bullshit, the first guy proceeded to jump off the side of tower. Lo and behold, he seemed to float right back up. Confused, the second man wanted to see the trick again. So Man 1 obliges and proceeds to do this again, on all four sides of the tower.
"That's incredible!" Man 2 says. "I'm going to try it!"
He jumps off the side of the building and falls 1400 feet, splattering on the sidewalk next to two bums.
One bum turns to the other and says, "Boy that Superman can really be an asshole."
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