And after a few rounds the first man turned to the second and asked, "where you from?" The second man replied, "Ireland!" Excited, the first man said, "bloody hell, thats whers I'm from, lets have a toast to Ireland!" After a few more rounds, the first man turned to second and asked, "where in Ireland are ya from?" To which the second replied, "Dublin mate." Once again, the first man excitedly said, "bloody hell, that's where I'm from, lets have a toast to Dublin!" After a few more rounds the first man asked once more, "hey mate, where'd ya go to school?" To which the second man said, "St. Mary's." The first man raised his glass and said, "that's where I went, lets have a toast to St. Mary's!" The bartender turned to a now bewildered patron, and said, "jesus christ the O'Malleys are at it again!"
Heard this one from one of my irish cousins, happ st paddys day!
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