They ask for the oompa loompas.
Everyone looks slightly offended.
So they call NASA, and ask for a space exploration team to look for oompa loompas.
NASA replied, "We are a space agency that doesn't go in to space."
They build a spaceship out of chinese fireworks and go to space themselves, but forget life support and shred in to a million pieces.
The pieces fall down to earth and are made in to candy.
Every day this happens thanks to a cloning machine. This candy company makes snickers, and you've all eaten your fair share of well meaning space exploring men.
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