Two men travel by train

The journey is very long as they need to cross several European countries. One of them constantly asks at which country they currently are out of boredom. The other man replies correctly by not even looking outside the window.

How do you do that without looking?

Every country has its very specific climate. It's not that hard. Here, let me show you.

He places his hand outside the window every few hours and replies.

Right now we are going through Germany, because my hand is wet.

Right now we are going through Greece, because my hand feels warm.

Right now we are going through Bulgaria, because … my watch is missing.

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