Two men sitting next to each other on the Amtrak and the one man asks the other how his day is going...

The man replies"not so good. When I was buying my ticket the women at the booth was very well endowed. Instead of saying I need a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said I need a picket to Titsburgh and she punched me in the face!" "Oh man that's terrible" replied the other man "I had a very similar experience today as well. I was having breakfast with my wife and instead of saying please pass the milk, I told her I hate you bitch you're ruining my life!"

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