Two men meet in the hell. One of them asked the other - "How did you die?"
"Cold. What about you?", the other guy replied.
"I killed myself because I doubted by faithful wife", first guy replied.
He added, "One night when I returned home from work, I heard some voice other than my wife at the door. I doubted my wife and searched everywhere in the house but could not find anyone. So full of guilt I killed myself".
"Had you opened the refrigerator, our both lives could have been saved" - Second person
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