Two men have a penis size contest

One man was Arabic, the other was Black. For a week since they met at the bar they argued who was packing more heat.

Naturally the other Middle Eastern men sided with the Arab man, while the other Blacks sided with their Black friend. Eventually, the two men got bored of the constant debate between their friends and decided to privately find out which man had the bigger package.

The two men go out on the Golden Gate bridge, unzip their pants and place their junk on the side of the bridge.

"Damn, this water is sure cold." The Arab man says.

The Black man replies,

"Yea, shit's deep too"

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