both sitting on clouds drifting to the great beyond. One looks over at the other and says how did you die?
the man says well, I thought my wife was cheating on me. So I rushed home early from work to catch her in the act.
When I got home, the place seemed empty but she was acting suspicious. So I checked all the closets.
I checked under the bed, in the pantry, in the garage. Nothing! I couldn't find anyone, I was getting angrier and angrier. Finally I went down into the basement and started throwing around boxes and anything a person could hide under. In my rage I had a heart attack and must have died.
The other man shook his head, and said "if you had just looked in the freezer we would both still be alive".
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