Two men were discussing ways they discipline their children. The first father says "Whenever my boy acts up, I give him two smacks with the paddle. "Is that it"?, the second guy answers,"I just give them a good ol' whipping". "That's insane, says the first guy,"You're lucky I'm not gonna report you to the authorities". After the first guy leaves the second guys says to himself "Good thing I didn't mention the pink fuzzy handcuffs.
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