Two men are out in the woods when one of them suddenly collapses.

His eyes are foggy and he doesn't seem to be breathing. The other guy whips out his phone and dials 911. He screams into the phone, "Help! Help! My friend is dead! What do I do?" The operator says, "Sir, please calm down. I can help. First, make sure your friend is actually dead." There is a brief pause, and then a loud bang. "OK, now what?"

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