Professor Q wanted to insult the redhead homeless who has been sleeping outside his apartment for over a week.
So he asked homeless to play a game. The rule is, they both ask each other questions, if the professor can't answer then he will give the homeless $500, if the homeless can't answer then the professor gets $5.
First professor Q asked the homeless, how far is the moon?
The homeless gave him $5.
Then the homeless asked one back, what animal walk with three legs in the morning but four legs at night?
Professor unwilling paid $500 and asked the homeless, what animal is that?
The homeless paid hime $5 and went back to sleep.
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