Two men across the world from each other are doing completely different things: one is skywalking on a rope over an abyss, and another is getting a blowjob from a 90 year old. What are they both thinking?

A missing joke

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Why did the...

Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand...

Person 1 to...

Person 2: aren't we siblings? Person 1: yeah sorry you're adopted

Most terrifying...

Three retired old gents, raconteurs all, were sitting around the National...

A 70-year-old man...

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some...

Mr.

Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of 50 years suggested...

My 11-year-old...

My 11-year-old grandson spent  a beautiful Saturday playing video games. His...

How can you tell...

How can you tell if your landcaping was done by a blonde? Your bushes are...

Why aren't anal...

Because they tend to be inside jokes.

I just heard "on...

omg bless you all, I hope you're all okay, I'm so sorry