two lovers were in the heat of passion when all of a sudden the sound of hard breaking and tire screeching was heard from outside

They jump out of bed, she rushes to the bathroom to freshen up, he grabs his cloths and heads out the window.

5 minutes later there is a knock on the front door. She goes to open it while setting her dress. When she opens the door the guy she was just making love to was waiting outside.

"Honey", says her husband. "We're way too stressed out"

edit: added "husband" for clarification

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