Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn't make up their minds about what they wanted to eat. Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, Just bring them bread and water. One of the little boys looked up and quavered, Can I have ketchup on it?
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