A: "Look at my scoop! My mom just bought it at the toy store!"
B: "That's cool, I have one too, but I have something you don't."
A: "Look at the rake then, bet you don't have one!"
B: "Yes I do, and I still have something you don't have."
A: "And what would that be?"
B: "Cancer."
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