A 4 year old and a 7 year old.
The 7 year old says its time they started swearing, the 4 year old agrees.
The 7 year old says "when mum asks us what we want for breakfast, swear.", the 4 year old says ok.
They go downstairs and their mum says "What do you want for breakfast?"
The 7 year old says "I want coco pops, bitch!".... SLAP!
The 7 year old falls to the floor screaming.
Then mum says to the 4 year old, with a stern face "what do you want for breakfast?"
Then the 4 year old says "I don' know, but it definitely won't be fucking coco pops!"
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