Two Jokes

1. Why did the Iraqi women divorce her husband? He was a bagh dad.
2. A construction worker and a landlord walk into a bar. The landlord starts a conversation about a guy who never paid his rent. The landlord said, "I told him if he didn't pay rent by the end of the day he could get out of my sight." To which the construction worker replied, "Yeah, he can get out of my site too. He's been sleeping in it."

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