Two Jews arrive at the pearly gates of heaven and ask Saint Peter if they can come in.
”Certainly not!” says Saint Peter, ”We don’t allow your sort in here. Get lost!”
He then goes to tell Jesus proudly what he has done. Jesus becomes furious.
”Peter!” he shouts, ”You can’t do that! Quick, go and get them back.” Saint Peter runs off and comes back a few minutes later, puffing.
”They have gone!” he says.
”Who? The Jews?” asks Jesus.
”No,” gasps Saint Peter, ”the pearly gates.”
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