Two Jewish men are walking down the road...

When one spots a small yellow envelope on the ground. It's blank so he opens it, out falls $500 cash and a payslip.
His friend says 'Wow, you are so lucky!'
He says: 'Lucky? Look how much tax I am paying!'

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