Two Jewish friends pass a Catholic Church on which a large poster addresses non-Catholics: "Come to us, accept Catholicism, and you instantly get $30,000 in cash!" While walking away, the two friends become engaged in a debate about whether the offer is meant seriously. A week later the two friends meet again in front of the same church, and one of them confides to the other: "I still wonder if that offer is serious." the other replies condescendingly: "Ah you Jews, all you think about is money!"
From [Zizek's Jokes (Did you hear the one about Hegel and negation?)](http://www.amazon.co.uk/Zizeks-Jokes-About-Hegel-Negation/dp/0262026716)
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