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Is yo momma a bread saleslady? No, why you ask? Cause this morning she was leanin' out the window yelling "Pumpanickel, Pumpanickel".
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Do you have a brother named Humphrey? No, why you ask? Cause this mornin yo momma was leanin' out the window yelling "Hump freee, Hump free".
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