Two Irish nuns were visiting Scotland for the first time when they saw a burly Scot wearing a traditional kilt. One nun whispered to the other, "Do ye suppose it's true what they say? That they dinna wear anything underneath their kilts?"
Overhearing them, the Scot proudly turned toward them and raised his kilt, revealing a massive erection.
"Oh, faith and begorrah! That's gruesome!" screamed the nuns, running away.
"Och! Come back!" the Scot shouted after them. "It just grew some more!"
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