Two "into the woods with me" jokes from the last century

1.

Into the woods with me!
NoNo!
Into the woods with me!
NoNo!
Into the woods with me!
NoNo - my mother wouldn't like it.
Your mother loved it.

2.

Into the woods with me!
NoNo!
Into the woods with me!
NoNo!
Into the woods with me!
NoNo - I'll call the sheriff!
I AM the sheriff.

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