Two idiots rent a boat...

They go out fishing and have the best day they've ever had. Both of them have caught personal bests, and wish to remember the spot so they can come back tomorrow. One guy asks how they will remember the spot. The other guy says "I know!" And begins to draw a big "X" in the bottom of the boat with a pen. The other guy says:

"You idiot! How do you know we're gonna get the same boat next time?!."

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