Two idiots, Bill and Carl, were digging a ditch. As they sweated, they noticed their supervisor leaning on a fence, enjoying his coffee. "How come he's up there and we're down here?" asked Bill.
"I dunno, go ask him!".
Bill climbed out and marched over to the supervisor. "Hows come you're up here sipping coffee and we're slaving away?"
The supervisor looked at him. "Bill, let me show you. I'll put my hand on this post, and you try to smash it with your shovel, ok?"
Bill took a mighty swing, but the super moved his hand and Bill hit the post, nearly jarring the shovel out of his hands.
"That's why I'm up here and you're down there. Now back to work!"
Bill climbed back down. "What did he say?" asked Carl.
"I'll show you." Bill looked around for a post, but seeing none in the ditch, put his hand on his face. "OK, try to hit my hand with your shovel..."
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