Two hunters are walking through the woods and having a great time. When all of the sudden one falls to the ground, eyes roll back in their head, and it not breathing.
So the other friend calls 911, "Help my friend just died and I do not know what to do!?"
The 911 operator says, "Well are you sure he is dead? Can you make sure he is dead?"
The operator hears the phone being placed on the ground, and a shot go off. The operator hears the phone being picked back up and the hunter says "Well now what!?"
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