Two hunters get lost in the woods...

One of them decides to fire into the air to try and signal for help. When no help comes, they decide to continue forward to try and find anyone who can give them a ride. Half the day goes by, while the hunters continue into the forest, firing into the air ever so often. Finally, dusk falls, and the two make a campfire for the night. One hunter turns to the other and says, "Boy, I sure hope we get someone's attention soon." "Yeah," says the second hunter, "we're starting to run out of arrows!"

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