Two hippies, a man and a woman, fell off a cliff at the same time. Which one died first?

I recently...

All it was doing was gathering dust.

One Halloween...

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little...

What do you call...

A pirate.

Is the opposite...

...congress?

Comebacks

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you fell from heaven....

Yo Mama's so...

Yo' mama so fat, she broke the family tree!

As a tall person...

Study finds that shorter men will live longer but taller men have a higher...

Which political...

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly...

I wonder if the...

worked for a big corporation or if he was strictly a Free Lancer.

English is weird..

It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Edit: R.I.P My...