Two hillbillies are sitting in a bar when two men in suits walk past. They sit at the bar and the bartender says, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
The first says, "Give me an S&S, get my friend here a W&W." Bartender gets them their drinks, the two gentlemen finish them, pay and leave.
The hillbillies walk up to the bar and ask him, "Hey Buddy, what did them mean, S&S and W&W?"
The bartender replies, "Well S&S means scotch and soda, W&W is whiskey and water. I guess them boys were high class."
One hillbilly leans over and starts counting his fingers, "Okay then, can I get a 15?"
Bartender asks, "What's a 15?"
The hillbilly responds, "Ya know, a 7&7!"
The bartender looks at him and starts laughing loudly. The second hillbilly gets upset and pulls the man across the bar and says, "Hey buddy, don't laugh. He only missed it by two!"
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