They sit down and the waitress takes their order.
"Two cheese burgers and fries."
They watch as she walks to the kitchen window and gives the cook the order slip. The cook reads it and turns to the cooler and grabs a hand full of ground beef. He sticks it in his arm pit and brings his arm down smashing it flat, then tosses it on the grill. They watch again in disbelief as he grabs another hand full of ground beef and again sticks it in his arm pit and smashes it flat with his big sweaty arm, then drops in down beside the other one.
They call the waitress over and ask her what the hell is he doing preparing food like that and she replies, "Oh that's nothing you should be here when he pokes the poles in the doughnuts."
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