So, there are two guys talking at the bar. One of them pulls out a 30 centimeter man and a tiny piano. The little man starts playing the piano.
"Wow,where'd you get that?" , asks the other guy.
He then pulls out a lamp..
"This genie did it" he says as the genie appears in the bar.
"Your wish is my command!"
"I wish I had a million bucks!" says the man.
Out of thin air,a million ducks appear.
"Hey,you lied to me!" says the now angry man.
"Heh,do you really think I wished for a 30 centimeter pianist?"
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