Two guys stranded on an island...

After 6 months, one of them tells the other.

"Hey man, aren't you horny? It's been 6 months already and it seems we are not getting rescued... I don't know how to say this, but... What do you think if we were to take turns...?".

The other is shocked, argues, but after that he agrees. They toss a coin to see who's got to get on all fours first and the one who was having doubts gets the job.

So, in the middle of the act, when the heat was high, the one above grabs the other one's head, turns it and tries to kiss him in the mouth.

The other gets all worked up, gets out and shouts "What the fuck, man, that's gay!!!".

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