They each have one black eye. After about 20 minutes one guy finally looks to the other and says "Okay, I gotta know, how did you get yours?"
They guy laughs and shakes his head "It's actually pretty funny. I was in the airport getting a ticket for this flight and, well the woman behind the counter was this gorgeous red head with huge tits. I meant to say 'Hey, can I have a ticket to Pittsburg?', but well, I had a little slip of the tongue, and said 'Can I get a picket to titsburg', she jumped over the counter and punched me in the face." The other starts laughing hysterically. After he finally calms down, the one who answered asked "Well, how'd you get yours?"
The other guy looks at him and said "Surprisingly a similar story. I was having breakfast with my wife this morning, and I meant to say 'Can you pass the syrup' Except I stumbled on my words and had a slip of the tongue. Instead of 'Pass the syrup' it came out "you ruined my life you fucking bitch"
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