There's two guys in a cell and the one the guys says to the other :
Man 1 : since we in here fo life, me and you gonna get married. But I'm nice... I'll let you decide if you wanna be the husband or the wife .
Man 2: "The husband of course"
Man 1: "Then why don't you come here and suck your wife's dick.
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