They're friends with the owner. The owner has a kid named Tony, who no one has seen for weeks.
The first, Jacob, goes off to have a drink, and the other, John, flirts with girls. John sees a hot chick, and hits on her for a while.
A few minutes later, John walks back to Jacob. "Dude, I just met the hottest chick ever! I think she said her name was Susan or something."
Jacob takes one look at Susan, grabs John, and throws him into their carriage.
"Dude, WTF? We were gonna bone!" John rants.
"Are you blind?" Jacob asks. "Susan be Anthony!"
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