and one of them is startled by a noise. He wheels around and shoots, accidentally blasting his friend. He panics and calls 911.
"Help! I just shot my friend! I think he's dead!"
"Okay, I need you to make sure!"
The 911 operator hears a loud bang. "Okay, he's dead. Now what?"
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