One says to the other "So I met this girl the other day right, and I brought her to my place and started fucking. And you won't guess what happened."
"What?" asked the other guy.
"My mother-in-law walked in on us."
"OH SHIT!"
"I was actually pleasantly surprised. She was cool about it though when she went out and left us."
"Wait, really? How? Outside"
"Well, not really, she left with a heart attack."
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