The two men had seemingly been slapped or punched in the face because both men had a black eye. This sparked the men's interest and so one asked the other how he got his black eye.
The first man said, "well, you see that ticket seller over there across the platform? She is quite attractive. I went up to her and what I meant to say was, 'could I please get a ticket to Pittsburg?' But what I actually said was, 'could I please get a picket to tittsburg' and so she slapped me in the face."
The other man laughed and said, "no way that is so similar to how I got my black eye. You see it happened at the breakfast table this morning with my wife. What I meant to say was, 'honey could you please pass the milk' but what I actually said was, 'fuck you bitch you ruined my life.'"
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