They look knowingly at each other, one says to the other 'How'd you get yours?'
Other gentleman responds "I was at an airport and the lady at the ticket counter has large breasts.I meant to say "Two tickets to Pittsburgh", but I said "Two pickets to Titsburgh" and she popped me in the eye"
First gentleman laughs and says "I got mine the same way. I was sitting at breakfast with my wife and meant to say "Pass the sugar please" but it came out "You fucking bitch, you ruined my life...."
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