And the first guy looks to the other and says, "Did you know the owners of the building got so tired of people committing suicide that they installed a vacuum on the 20th floor to pull people in that jump?"
The second guys says, "you're full of crap"
So the first guy finishes his beer, walks over to the edge and jumps off.
The second man is shocked and runs over to the edge just in time to see the first get pulled into the building.
A few minutes later he is back on the roof and says, "I told you"
"I gotta try this" says the second guy, so he downs the rest of his beer, walks up to the edge, jumps off, and falls to his death.
The first man goes back to the bar and the bartender says, "you know, you're a real asshole when you're drunk Superman."
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