“i had the worst freudian slip the other day..i was at the train station and the woman behind the ticket counter had these massive tits and i meant to say ‘could i please have two tickets to pittsburgh,’ but ended up saying ‘could i please have two pickets to tittsburg’” and the other guy laughs and says “yeah i did something like that the other day – my wife and i were eating breakfast and i meant to say ‘honey could you please pass the butter,’ but what i ended up saying was ‘you ruined my life you fucking bitch’”
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