Two guys and out fishing when one hooks a magic lamp.

He pulls it into the boat and rubs the lamp to read the writing on it. A genie pops out and says for freeing me from the lamp I will give you one wish. The fisherman told the genie to turn the lake into beer. Poof, it was done. The other fisherman yells at him, "you bastard, Now we have to piss in the boat!"

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