First Girl : Yesterday, my boyfriend and I went for a date. I knew last night was the big night.
Second Girl : Really? Wow, what happened next?
First Girl : He took me to his apartment. He kissed me gently and groped me from behind.
Second Girl : Wowww... then?
First Girl : Then he put his hand inside my skirt and caressed me down there.
Second Girl : You are so lucky, what happened next?
First Girl : Then he unbuttoned the top button of my new red top I got from Pantaloons the day before.
Second Girl : You got a new top?
First Girl : Yes, it was on sale. I even bought a jeans.
Second Girl : Is the sale still on?
First Girl : Yes, come let's go shopping.
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