Two friends were out camping in the Carpathian Mountains

Dave, You asleep?

I was before you woke me, the fuck you want Bob?

Dave, tell me what you see?

Dave: I see the moon

Bob: And?

Dave: And it's full!

Bob: What else do you see?

Dave:I see the big dipper

Bob:And?

Dave: I see the little dipper also.

Bob: Is that all that you see?

And then it hits Dave...

Dave: Ah for fucks sake, someone stole our tent