Jerry says to Dave "Hey, what happened to you last night? I was on my way here and I walked past this plastic bag just sitting in the sidewalk full of small bills! No idea where it was from! There was like $300 in there! Anyway I came down here and spent the whole thing buying rounds for the whole gang! It was a great night! Where were you?"
"Well, let me tell you," Dave replies "I was walking down this way as well, and I was crossing the tracks when I found this woman tied up and lying across them like in an old silent movie or whatever. So I untied her! Obviously. And we uhh got busy you know? Right there in the open, then I took her home and we kept at it all night. It was amazing! Kudos on your find though that sounds sweet."
"Wow" says Jerry. "That's crazy. Did she let you blow a load in her mouth? "
And Jerry says " Well, I never did find her head..."
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